1 HOUR AGO: Darkness Falls Over Harry’s Mansion! Meghan, Eyes Red With Tears, Issues an Urgent Health Update About Harry. King Charles Immediately Grants Him a New Title: ‘We Are Deeply Saddened…’”
The California Curdle: Meghan’s “Shocking” Update on Harry’s New American Hobby The palm trees of Montecito are swaying, the oat milk lattes are frothy, and the British tabloids are currently vibrating at a frequency only detectable by corgis. The reason? A “shocking” announcement from Meghan Markle regarding Prince Harry’s integration into American life. But before…
